Youth-isms

Dude.

Where

Honestly, Scooby-Doo...where are you?

Random

Have you ever wondered why anyone would 'stop in the name of love'?

State-ments

If Mississippi borrowed New York's New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Thinking

Am I paying you to think because if I am I think I'm being overcharged.

Kitties

Purrrrrrrrr.

Deception

Yeah, I'm a compulsive liar...and I'm darn good at it, too...wait a minute, I guess I shouldn't have admitted to that.

Love

You know that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach that makes you want to laugh and cry, that lightheadedness that causes you to stumble about and say completely idiotic things, that dopey smile you wear all the time, yeah, that's love...whoohoo...yes.

Wisdom

If you're heading to a room with a moose eating walnuts, it's time to get off the bus.

Cats

When I look at my cat, I wonder if he loves me or is bored living with me, and often while I'm thinking, he stalks out of the room with a flick of his tail and ignores me when I call him but I'm sure he loves me, he just doesn't know how to express such deep feelings.

Monkeys

I like monkeys.

Singing

Singing in the rain or singing in the shower, it's all the same...I sound horrible either way.

Bruce

Among the quotable quotes from the three Die Hard movies, one of my favorites is: "Nice...Rhymes."

Garfield

Words of wisdom from that favorite orange cat: Diet is just 'die' with a 't' at the end of it.

Insanity

Often Julie asks herself, "Beth, are you truly insane?" but the answer seems lie somewhere deep inside Gwen's mind and neither Ruth nor Julie can quite figure out the answer.

Frogs

Sometimes you get the fly, sometimes the fly gets you.

Reruns

Sometimes I feel as though each year has to be recycled from the year before...either that or I'm just boring.

Umbrella

Sometimes there is foul weather in the days of our individual lives but have you ever noticed that your umbrella often has holes?